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THE pantomime season was in full swing
at the Castleview Centre in Craigmillar, where Duddingston Inn
hosted The Burnside Pub team from Cupar in Fife in a Scottish Sunday Amateur
Cup clash - and what a travesty of a game it was before it was eventually cut
short with the home side leading 9-1 and a Burnside player in hospital to have
his knee treated with the 'joker in the pack' who replaced the injured player
sent off within minutes of coming on! No one could possibly have 'written the
scrip' for this cup tie. All that missing in this game to make it a rival to
any of the seasonal fare currently attracting audiences to the big theatres in
the city was a band and dancing girls (hardly likely in Craigmillar). Local
amateur fan, Ronnie Handren, was like Father Christmas, handing out sweets
from his inexhaustible supply in his pockets, we had lots of goals, drama
galore, hilarious nonsense before the start of the second half when it
appeared the team from Fife did not want to continue and the referee
seemingly unconcerned at what was going on around him as he demonstarted his 'keepie-up'
skills with the ball. The playing surface at this famous old pitch in
Craigmillar was rutted and bumpy but even that did not hold up the action from
the home side as they set about their cup opponents, scoring five times
without reply in the first half. There was a long delay before the curtain -
sorry, start - went up at this game, with Burnside held up in the heavy
traffic coming in to Edinburgh from Fife and the referee, Kevin Riddell
(Dundee), also late in arriving. Looking back, I should have made a run for it
as my gut feeling then was that it was not going to be a good game to watch.
Eventually, when I managed to get a copy of the programme (team lines), I
noticed there were only 11 actors on both sides. Fair enough, that ensured the
game would go on. From the start, the shouting from the players on the pitch
ensured this was not going to be a 'family friendly' type of game! Somehow or
other, it took Duddingston Inn fully 14 minutes to open the scoring - from
Joseph (I kid you not) McLaughlin, who placed the ball low down in to the
left-hand corner of the Burnside goal. After another hectic spell of action in
the visitors goalmouth, John Robertson scored the second goal from a penalty.
I must admit I was also baffled at the names on the home teamsheet. Goal
number three duly came along scored by I know not whom! It was after that goal
that the game was held up when Burnside's No 8, Barry Sibanda, went down
heavily when challenging Duddingston keeper, Scott Gordon (I got that right)
for a ball in the goalmouth. Both players were hurt in this incident but it
was Sibanda who had to be carried off the pitch. He was dumped on the
sidelines where he was left lying on the damp ground for fully 30mins before
an ambulance arrived to take him the Royal Infirmary. The Burnside official on
the touchline had no medical bag with him and, upset at the lack of treatment,
Ronnie Hangren came over to remonstrate with the Burnside man. Whether of not
Ronnie offered the stricken player a sweet, I do not know! It was that type of
pantomime! Meanwhile, on the pitch the pantomime - and the swearing continued
unabated! A mysterious 12th player - wearing No 13 on his jersey - had come on
for Sibanda and, in the words of Ronnie Hangren - he was drunk! The
Craigmillar stalwart did not actually use that word, he used a much more
graphic phrase to describe the condition of the big red-haired and red-bearded
'Rory' who was on the pitch for what proved to be no more than a cameo
appearance on the big stage at the Castleview Centre in Craigmillar. Big
Rory's first piece of the action was to send an enormous clearance from his
own 18yd line in to the Duddingston goalmouth and the home side eventually
conceded a corner. Hapless hero, Rory, staggered up for the corner kick and in
the ensuing rammy in the Duddingston goalmouth, the bold boy appeared to
strike the Duddingston keeper, Exit, stage left, big Rory to the accompanying
fusilade of cursing and swearing from his team-mates! Robertson scored a
fourth goal for Duddingston and it was this accomplished player who took the
score to 5-0 at the break. As I watched from the touchlines, I thought to
myself: "What the hell am I doing here? I don't like pantomimes!" Oh! yes you
do . . . oh! no I don't! With the whole situation at the Castleview Centre in
disarray, Mr Riddell entertained the audience with a great demonstration with
the ball to the sounds of oohs! and aahs! from an appreciative audience of one
- himself! Would the game restart, I asked myself - oh! no it wouldn't
(hopefully) . . . oh! yes it did (to my horror!). By that time the ambulance
had arrived and as it was physically impossible to bring the vehicle on to the
pitch at this venue, the two paramedics had to carry Sibanda - swinging him
like a pendulum on his one good leg - to the vehicle on the road outside to
whisk him off to the Royal Infirmary! Meanwhile, to open the second act,
Robertson scored another penalty to take the score to 6-0 and then, surprise,
surprise, Burnside started to play good football and Gary Reilly beat the
Duddingston offside trap to score a goal to take the score to 6-1. The massed
ranks of a couple on the Burnside touchline rose in adulation to applaud the
scorer of this goal! I was left waiting in vain for the 'band' to strike up
with a few bars of the Conquering Hero! Were we going to see the
mother-and-father of all fight backs from the Fifers? Oh! no we were not!
Duddingston then scored the goal of the game when, I know not who, broke from
the halfway line and outpaced the struggling visiting defenders to run on and
strike a great ball past Burnside keeper, David Alezander, to make it 7-1.
That stunning goal was followed by a bewildering display of lack of skill from
big Joseph (he deserved a starring role in this Christmas paantomime), when he
proved he was game for a laugh by showing great skill to beat a couple of
defenders, round the Burnside goalkeeper and, from a few yards out and the
stable door (sorry, goal) gaping open in front of him - fire his shot wide!
The 'three wise men' on the Duddingson touchline erupted in hysterics! The
chastened Joseph, who will never live that miss down, made amends shortly
after when he made it 8-1. I was past caring by then but the same player then
made it 9-1 and with a considerable time still left to play, the referee
decided to end this farcical pantomime to the delight of all of us unfortunate
enough to be at the Castleview Centre. As a pre-Christmas treat, it was a
total disaster, but, in its own way, the match official's final whistle was
indeed, 'divine intervention' as far as I was concerned. "Let me out of here,"
I muttered to myself as I squelched over the muddy pitch heading for the exit
and a return to sanity! Here are the names given to me of the actors who took
part, minus big 'Rory'. If you believe these are the right names, you must
also believe in Father Christmas! This Scottish Sunday Amateur Cup clash was a
one-off, there are no matinees or repeat performances planned (thankfully)!
Duddingston Inn - Scott Gordon, James Hainey, John Nelson, Steve Handren, Patrick Kelly, Darren Hainey, Peter Raeburn, Alexander Robertson, John Stevens, Joseph McLaughin, John Stevens. Burnside - David Alexander, Paul Toehill, Scott Makem, James Logan, Stuart Harrison, Stephen Kinmart, Craig Wilson, Barry Sibanda, David Simpson, Darren Mason, Gary Reilly. Stage manager - Kevin Riddell (Dundee).
A very fit and smart
Edinburgh University side were taught a football lesson by Sandys, in their
Lothian & Edinburgh Amateur FA premier division clash on the tight
pitch at the rear of the Castleview Centre in Craigmillar. Sandy's spokesman,
Gary Handren, said: "Edinburgh University are a very good side and we could
not allow them to develop their passing game so we were 'in their faces' from
the start. We played exceptionally well and we played great football!" On a
very cold winter's afternoon, with most of the council-owned facilites
declared unplayable after the horrendous downpours of rain during the week,
Sandy's home pitch was in quite good condition and there was no doubt that the
game would go ahead. The very experienced home side went at the students from
the opening whistle and University goalkeeper, Chris Rochester, pulled off two
outstanding saves to deny Sandy's in the opening minutes. Ian Crease caused
havoc on the right side of the pitch and with John Robertson having a
magnificent game in setting up chances for his team-mates, the students were
pushed to the limit to keep the home side out. Rochester must have wondered
what his side had done to upset Sandy's such was the ferocity of the attacks
in the opening minutes and this exceptionally brave young keeper suffered a
bad injury to his forehead when he displayed incredible courage to throw
himself at a loose ball in the goalmouth to deny Gordon Lindsay what looked
like a certain goal and the unfortunate keeper suffered a deep cut from
Lindsay's boot. It was a total accident and Rochester was made to suffer for
his bravery as he had to leave the field and go to hospital to have the wound
stitched up. That was in the 9th minute and Jamie Newton took over in goal for
the University, with one of his first tasks having to pick the ball out of the
back of the net, with a fierce shot from Robertson on the right going across
the face of the goal to Lindsay, and this good young player was able to pick
his spot in the net to put Sandy's 1-0 up. The relentless surge on the
University goal continued with the high tempo style of play from the home side
amost bringing another goal, but this time the stand-in keeper produced a
wonderful save away up to his top left-hand corner of the goal to keep out a
net-bound Robertson header. When the University broke free, they almost
snatched an equaliser, but a shot from James Stirratt smacked back in to play
off Sandy's crossbar. But the relentless attacks on the visitors goal
continued, with Robertson in brilliant form, while the Crease brothers (Ian
and Thomas) and James 'Bob' Clarkson causing mayhem in the Universtiy rear
ranks every time they attacked. It was great all-out football from the premier
division high-fliers. When the visitors did get their passing game going, they
too caused the home defence problems and Gordon was in action to clear the
danger, but most of the play took place at the other end of the pitch. A
thundering free-kick from Jackie O'Donnell brought out the best in Newton once
again. At the end of a tremendous first half, Sandy's still led by that
solitary goal and the scene was set for a great second period to the game. The
home side made a great start to the second half, scoring their second goal of
the game early on and what a real beauty it was. Robertson sent in a screamer
of a free kick from the right of the pitch and Clarkson came steaming in at
the left-hand side of the goal to send a screamer of a header past Newton to
take the margin to 2-0 in Sandy's favour. Shortly after that, Robertson again
delivered a perfect defence-splitting pass through the middle of the
University defence for Clarkson to run the ball over the line to make it 3-0.
There was a lull in the Sandy's attacking following their third goal being
scored and the University outfit's slick passing game started to click,
setting up chances in the home goalmouth. That type of game needs to build up
a momentum and the experienced Sandy's rearguard produced telling tackles to
break up the moves. Allied to that, some of the shots at goal from the
students were way off target and failed to trouble Gordon. When the ball was
switched to the other end of the pitch, it was that man Robertson who
invariably picked it up and he set up Clarkson on a couple of more occasions,
but 'Bob' was denied twice but Newton. Thomas Crease also fired one in to the
side net from a good position and Newton came off his line again to go down
bravely at Clakrson's feet to deny him his hat-trick. The game ended with
Newton bringing off another outstanding save. This was a well contested and
sporting game of football to the credit of both sides. On a bigger pitch,
Edinburgh University might have enjoyed more success from their quick passing
and movement, but the tight and bumpy playing surface at the Castleview Centre
was not conducive to that type of game. Sandy's got it right again to keep up
their title challenge with positive and aggressive attacking football. It is a
sure-fired recipe for success. This latest win was accomplished by all their
players playing at their best, with Robertson outstanding! This game was also
very well controlled by an excellent referee in Paul Campbell.
Sandy's - Scott Gordon, Lee Demarco, Hugh Meenan, Darren Hainey, Jackie O'Donnell, Dale Miller, Ian Crease, James Clarkson, Thomas Crease, John Robertson, Gordon Lindsay, Duncan McNeil, Liam Gormley, Sean Comerford. Edinburgh University - Chris Rochester, Scott Brown, Gordon Bartlett, James Stirratt, Paul McAvenue, Tom Coffield, Euan Halliday, Keith Brazendale, Ian Fleming, James Newton, Gordon Hardie, Martin Logue, Gavin Graham, Andrew Cruickshank, Steven McCann, Referee - Paul Campbell. Newcraighall Leith Vics eventually go their much-delayed away third round Scottish Amateur Cup again California Star played and they recorded a magnificent 3-1 win with goals coming from Bobby Reid, James Riley and Steve Igoe. Newcraighal will now play Dumbarton Rock, away, in the fourth roung on Saturday, January 6. To keep the squad in action, however, the Newcraighall Leith Vics coaching duo, Joe Malcolm and Mark Ballantyne, have fixed up an attractive home friendly against Falkirk Amateurs for Saturday, December 30. The kick-off is at 2.00pm and this game should attract a good crowd of men, at least, wanting to get a break from the Sales!
E.S.A.F.A. REPORT
E.A.D.S.A.F.A. REPORT
IT is embarrassing to watch a game in which one of the teams is
totally outplayed by a much better side and that was the case for me at the
Jewel, where Southfield beat Royal Life 10-1 in the top division of the
Edinburgh Districts Sunday Amateur (Fair Play) League. I knew many of the
players in the Southfield squad and I must say I was not surprised the way the
game developed. Royal Life looked totally outcalssed and they looked to be
neither fit nor organised enough to take on a team of the stature of
Southfield. It was not pleasant to watch and, indeed, the final scoreline
could have been doubled, such was the dominance of the visiting team. The
score was 6-0 at the halfway stage with goals coming at regular intervals from
John Robertson, David Aitchison, Robertson (again) . . . and again, Jordan
Mein and a brilliant effort from Mark Restorick, who floated a great ball over
the out-coming Royal Life goalkeeper, Martin Forbes in to the empty net to
make it 6-0. After the restart, Southfield survived a scare when Steve
Crawford headed a great effort just over the bar. But play soon switched to
the other end and Robertson continued his goal-scoring quest when he added
another goal to take the margin to 7-0 in favour of Southfield. It was all too
easy for them as they gave the tiring opposition the run-a-round in a one-side
game(?). A brilliant passing move ended with Dale Miller scoring the eighth
goal for Southfield, or was it Jordan Mein? I was virtually past caring at
this stage. Then Robertson used his skill to the utmost to completely deceive
the Royal Life defence to take the score to 9-0. Robertson then provided the
cross from the left for Thomas Crease to head home the tenth goal of the game.
The, to my complete astonishment, Royal Life made it 10-1 with a goal from
Darren Sutherland. Even the players in the visiting side ironically celebrated
that goal for the home outfit. The final goal of the game was the best of all,
an absolute classic encounter that I always see as a 'footballer's goal'! Ian
Crease sent over a cross from the left and Robertson ran on to it and smashed
a wonderful volley in to the back of the Royal Life net. It was the kind of
goal that always gives me a tremendous thrill to see executed in such
brilliant fashion. By that time, however, Royal Life were well and truly,
'dead and buried'!
********************** E.S.A.F.A. REPORT GAMES at all levels in minor-grade football last weekend were the last chance for many clubs to give themselves winning boosts prior to this weekend's ties in the Scottish Cup. Heriot Vale registered a good 3-1 win against Heriot-Watt 'A' in the Miller Cup and the Lothian & Edinburgh Amateur FA outfit have a good balance about their side, with lots of experienced players in their ranks, too. Uphall Station were in cracking form when scoring six goals without replay against Broughton at Craigswood Sports Centre. Newcraighall Leith Vics, meanwhile, did exceptionally well to beat Blackridge 3-1 away while Spartans also registered what must be seen as a superb away win, beating Addiewell Hears 4-1. This Saturday is the moment of truth for these clubs and all others from the L&EAFA as they prepare to take on all comers in the Sports World Scottish Amateur Cup. Clubs are reminded they can send short match reports to mackayian@blueyonder.co.uk complete with full names of all goalscorers, from both sides. Links United, playing excepitionally well in the Caledonian League, entertain Lothian Thistle (L&EAFA) at the lovely Civil Service Sports Ground. Lweith Athletic, one of the three Edinburgh clubs in the Central Scotland AFA, are away to the young Fernieside outfit, at Peffermill. The all-conquering Redhall Star are away to Milton U24s, while Newcraighall Leith Vics entertain the lovely named Auchtermuchty Bluebell at their lovely home facility in Newcraighall Park. Heriot Vale, meanwhile, may feel they have drawn the 'short straw' with a game against Spartans FC 2nd XI at Peffermill. Here is the full list of games due to be played in the biggest Scottish Cup event in the country: E.S.A.F.A. REPORT Outhouse started their league match against Sam's Bar with an impressive 100% undefeated record. New boys Sam’s Bar had something to prove which meant this was never going to be an easy game for the Outhouse. The game was played in typical Scottish weather on the pitches at Roseburn with plenty of wind and rain. Neither teams were deterred and started promisingly with both coming close. A cut back from Outhouse's Andrew Alexander came close to a goal when Derrick Schieffer lashed the ball just past the top corner. Sam’s Bar were unlucky with a missed one-on-one opportunity and free kick that was just over. The half ended goalless with both teams looking sharp and it only look like a matter of time for the deadlock to be broken. The second half started at the same pace until a break in play when Outhouses Sandi Haldane sustained an injury when fiercely challenging for the ball. With no substitutes, Outhouse were forced to play on with ten men. Sam’s Bar should have capitalised with the reduction in players but Outhouse' strong team performance and will to win ended up breaking the deadlock. A cut back to top scorer Derrick Schieffer led to a cool finish and one – nil score line. The second goal was a solo effort by Schieffer, who skillfully rounded three players before composing himself and slotting the ball into the bottom right corner of the net. To finish the scoring, a simple cut back to Derrick Schieffer and equally straight forward finish made it 3 – 0. A good victory from the Outhouse, and great effort from Sam’s Bar who may feel the score line didn’t reflect their performance on the pitch. This performance puts Outhouse back at the top of the Second Division, leap frogging AC Peffermill, whose Scottish Sunday Amateur Trophy tie was rained off. Manager Ben Stevens was delighted with his team's performance "we showed our team spirit and determination and our efforts were well rewarded." The one-man goal machine that is John Sutherland continued his exploits for Fa'side Bluebell with a hat trick against Roseburn Athletic. Strikes from Chris Beck, Allan Livingstone, Ian Oliver, Willie Lawrence and Chris Harvey contibuted to the 8-2 final scoreline. City Limits also maintained their 100% record in the First Division. A great 9-2 defeat of Gilmerton now extends their run to seven games AC Portobello stepped up their pace with a 3-1 victory over Lothian Star at Meadowmill with goals from Ryan Kane (2) and George Taylor. Scottish Sunday Amateur Trophy
Roslin Da Vinci splashed their way through to the second round of the Sunday
Amateur Cup with an emphatic 4-0 victory over local rivals Top of the Toon in
monsoon conditions at Bilston Park. However, it was far from plain sailing for
Tony Brown's Second Division outfit who struggled in the mud to produce their
best form despite taking an early lead when the outstanding Alan Miller ended
his goal drought with a near-post header. Indeed The Da Vincis had to rely
on keeper Ian Renton to bail them out with a magnificent second-half penalty
save after captain Danny Scott gifted the First Division side a spot-kick by
needlessly fouling in the box. But Roslin rallied to kill off the Loanhead men
with goals in the closing 15 minutes from Murray McRae, Mike Wilson and
another header from Miller. A relieved Miller said: "I'm delighted to get the
goals because I've been taking a lot of stick off the boys for the chances
I've missed in recent games." Manager Brown added: "It wasn't our best
performance of the season but we did what we had to do on a very heavy pitch.
I'm just relieved to be in the hat for the next round because it's always
difficult to play a team from the league above you." (Selection of photos to
follow)
Speirs, the Johnnie Cope and LBC all recorded victories against Kinglassie, North
Edinburgh Wanders and Southfield respectively, whilst unlucky Sparta's game
was abandoned due to the atrocious weather. They must try again on Sunday
against North Broomage whilst Castlevale travel to play Linlithgow and AC
Peffermill entertain Harvester after their matches were postponed.
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